Gone Gone Gone

So jim is gone. That means he hates all of you. And by all of you i mean me, since i'm the only person who reads this.

Did you know that you can listen to hardcore through theatre speakers when you work in a video lab and nobody else is there?

Yes I did know that, cuz I did it. Next question.

Why can't you find a girl?

They're all out chasing heroes. We're just a wrecking crew, bored boys with nothing to do.

Did you come up with that yourself?

No, it's an adolescents song.

Are they your favorite band?

That's a stupid thing to ask. Next question.

Why are you writing this?

I'm bored at work. Gimcrack needs my attention.

What is 'gimcrack?'

A gimcrack is something that is showy, but ultimately useless. It was the original name of this blog, but gimcrack.blogspot.com was already taken.

You have a big vocabulary--

The internet has a big vocabulary.

I see. Do you store all your knowledge on the internet?

I try not to have any knowledge. In the rare instance when I need to know something, I consult the ultimate source of everything, the internet.

Is this interview over?

Yes. Please close the door on your way out.